furiousgoldfish:

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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thrivingish:

You ever just want to intensely treat someone fucking right

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loveamongthesailors:

ive got a masculine side and a feminine side. and theyre making out with eachother

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bakwaaas:

the feminine urge to cry on your birthday

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pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

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l-amouur:

real-era:

And i’ll always be.

fajrbreeze:

you have to admit there are some joys in life that can only be felt due to hardship. a common example is steaming hot showers. it takes a cold day, or a sickness, for someone to experience the joy of a hot shower. you can’t enjoy it in the heat. then there’s the joy of a fulfilling sleep, often achieved through a tiring day. and there’s the joy of a reunion, achieved through separation. and there are many more examples. sometimes difficulty carries a special range of joys and that’s something to be thankful about.

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plumslices:

Like this if you love pasta or have a parent that refuses to go to therapy

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